men are disgusting, creepy, persistent, and entitled and i think they should be exploited for money and gifts at every opportunity given
I just happened across this series entitled After Master by Yin Xin. By far my faourite is the Birth of Venus. Yin has taken classic master paintings and replaced their Western subjects with Chinese ones. LOVES IT.
- Top is Birth of Venus by Boticelli.
- Dejeuner Sur L’Herbe by Manet.
- Venus and the Lute Player by Titian
- Mona Lisa by Da Vinci
Contemporary Art Week!
If anyone has an official website for this artist, let me know and I will add it here.
I just realized that I’ve unintentionally been on quite a few major websites in the last few years. 4chan, E! and Buzzfeed. I’m basically internet famous.
unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture
(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)
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Fuck clothes…this I am purchasing.
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.
100% of this is beautiful
My ex used to do this for me all the time. He also used to sneak into the bathroom to throw cold water on me, and once grabbed me, took me OUT of the shower butt-ass-nekkid, and threw me into the snow outside. So…if your boyfriend does the towel thing for you…just watch the fuck out.
Every once in a while, my longstanding friend Social Anxiety comes back to visit, and I try to take her shopping, but she insists that I sit outside of the store in the car for 15 minutes, and attempts to convince me that being in the general vicinity of strangers is too unbearable.
I like to think that I’m a pretty rational and level headed person, but we’ve all got a dash of crazy mixed in there…right?
I’m glad you asked this anon. The answer would be a resounding no. It might surprise you to know that guys rarely ever want to be my friend.
I’m fine chatting about mutual interests here on Tumblr (that don’t involve kinks or sex) but that’s about as far as it will ever go. Guys will ask me about my favorite comic book series, anime, and so on to get me “comfortable” or until they don’t feel so tense/nervous. Then they transition (sloppily) into talking dirty or all the ways they would fuck me if they had the chance.
Doesn’t really sound like he’s motivated by wanting to gain my friendship now does it?
OR they wait a few days before they get bold and ask if we can talk somewhere more “efficient” like on Yahoo or Skype because Tumblr is too slow. The moment they learn that their begging is more likely to get them blocked than it is to get them the booty…they disappear.
Tldr - The reason why I don’t really fuck with guys saying they just want to be my friend is because they don’t know what that word means.
Them hoes ain’t loyal.
This happens to me all the fucking time. There’s always a dick pic at the end of the rainbow.
There’s always a dick pic at the end of the rainbow.