Straight white male for “we will sext for 25 minutes, you’ll receive an unsolicited picture of my dick and then I’ll KIK you a hello five days in a row, regardless if you answer or not.”
Nope. Don’t have KIK.
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Bones next to the butt are nice
Butt bones are the best bones.
where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling
I’m laughing so hard
Good to know
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
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Helllo again lovelies -
while I ADORE the likes (seriously, thank you so much ^^) would you mind reblogging? I’ve never entered a contest before and I really want to win :D
WHAT A LITTLE SHIT
i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND
THEN HE JUST
I’ve never yet been able to resist reblogging this
i’ve been wondering what this is from and it’s from this film called Kirikou et la Sorcière : Drawn from elements of West African folk tales, it depicts how a newborn boy, Kirikou, saves his village from the evil witch Karaba.
Let me tell you now that this is a very special and GORGEOUS animated movie, and the story is literally bewitching.
Watch it at the link above! Click on (CC) for the English Subs! One hour long full of beauty, tenderness, and adventure.
(mild warning for non-sexual nudity natural to the culture of pre-colonial West Africa)
It is an absolutely gorgeous and engaging animated film, omggggg. I loved it!
Must: get high and watch this movie
I love how the whole “babies from bone marrow” thing is making people go “this makes men unnecessary” and men are getting so upset
it’s really fucking annoying to be deemed unnecessary and reduced to something like whether or not you can procreate