Alex and I celebrated our FIRST anniversary on the 21st. We decided we would head to Taos, New Mexico for the weekend to stay in an Earthship. If you’ve never heard of this, click here. They’re amazing. They are entirely solar powered, use the sun for heating, and are built of tires, straw, and adobe. Pretty much they’re the coolest thing ever. 

Here are some pictures of the house. Aside from soaking up the incredible view, we climbed to the peak of a mountain, white water rafted, went to a solar powered brewery, and just enjoyed the cool mountain air.

Sparks Americana



Someone who ordered a book just now was worried about the explicit title/cover so I made them a quick slipcover. It’s foolproof.

Announcing Amanda’s new Slipshine series KItten Farts.



so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck



We want big boob…. not too big, gross

we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos


If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2




holy mother of god

I support this

Oh my.

Ridiculous and magical